I just have to survive eight hours of being sick at work, then I can be sick at home.
Anyone who takes the phrase “just live your life” offensively really needs to reevaluate themselves.
I watched “Christmas in July” on QVC all morning because I’m totally over summer.
This weather is not conducive to productivity.
Since I forgot my cell phone at home this morning, I went all day without it.
So enlightening, so wonderful.